1. "Looking for a girlfriend. Come find the one at POF": I had to look up what this acronym was, but POF stands for Plenty of Fish. It's OkCupids shittier counterpart (and that's saying something). Stop taunting me dating sites! I don't need anyone (if I say this enough I'm sure I will start believing it)!
2. "23 things you should hoard. afterthedisaster.com": Yes, I love apocalypse type movies and books. Yes, they secretly make me want to create an underground bunker and start stocking up for Doomsday. And yes, my dad has turned to me and asked me in the case of a zombie apocalypse what would be my weapon of choice. What can I say, I'm a planner.
3. "Give the gift of life. Up to 20,000 compensation for egg donation": Don't tempt me... just kidding. The idea of having little mini me's running around out there in the world is terrifying. I'm desperate for money but not that desperate.
5. Run or Dye: Yes, when I run I feel like I'm dying (I realize dye means to turn colors, just work with me here).
4. ADD hub.com: What are you trying to say Facebook?... SQUIRREL!
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