10. Tolerance decreases significantly after undergrad. Also, don't mix wine with beer and liquor.
I made a rookie move this weekend. I'm not going to go into significant detail but based on this picture I'm sure you can get the gist.
I could be a mature adult and pretend this never happened (although I'm guessing mature adults presumably don't get drunk in the first place), but lets not kid ourselves here. I'm young and of legal drinking age, so I'm going to partake occasionally. But after Friday... never again (I say this semi-melodramatically).
The stories are really funny. Sounds like a great night, I say, but even though I was there I still feel like I've missed out. Apparently I threw my shoes? Haha. So laugh it up guys and enjoy your "I'm sorry I was that girl" muffins because you will never see that side of me ever again. In all seriousness, alcohol really does need to be used with caution. It's scary not being in any sort of conscious control of yourself. And really, who wants to be known as that girl?
After spending literally the next 22 hours sleeping (that's my non-REM narcolepsy in action for you) and essentially losing an entire day that could've been spent adventuring or being productive... ya no I think I'm set for a while.
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