Miss Advised ;)

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I watch a lot of t.v. in my spare time, which I have a lot of lately. So my t.v. guilty pleasure of choice is Bravo's new series Miss Advised, which follows 3 women who are relationship/sex columnists. The entire time I watch this I just die inside. These women are batshit crazy. Here are some of the takeaway points:

1. Girl doesn't feel chemistry with guy but still uses him to help move boxes into her apartment.

2. Girl has a list of 50-odd traits her ideal guy would have.

3. Girl owns 25 tutus.

4. Girl talks constantly about finding a husband.

5. She is verbally begging for a kiss from a guy she just met that day.

For a relationship columnist this girl is d-u-m-b. Seriously sister?

Then another woman who is a sex advice expert goes to dinner with her ex-boyfriend and starts basically rambling on about how he hurt her. What do you want girl? Who are you fooling?

And then there's the matchmaker who breaks her own dating rules because, as she puts it, "dating takes practice and I don't have a lot of options right now." Are you shitting me? She's currently sabotaging herself by continually mentioning that she is so much older than the guy she's on a date with.

The one good takeaway message that our dear sex columnist left us with was: trust your gut. If you don't want to go out with someone or it doesn't feel right, then listen. I can't wait for more.